My girlfriend broke up with me, saying I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
3.14% of sailors are…. Π-rates
How did the redneck find his sister in the tall grass? … Quite satisfying.
Why is Viagra like Disneyland? You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
I’m deathly afraid of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.