How did the redneck find his sister in the tall grass? … Quite satisfying.
Why is Viagra like Disneyland? You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
I’m deathly afraid of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
I have this fear of elevators… I’m taking steps to avoid it.
Just helped an elderly man cross the street by honking my horn repeatedly. I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous. When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think “What would my grandfather do?” … Read more