I Hate My Life

I Hate My Life …

I have a low paying job which I put my life and soul into, but my boss doesn’t pay me crap. I have a neighbor who I try to be friends with, but he rejects me every time. My only best friend is a retarded man who is too lazy to get a job. I can’t get a driver’s license, no matter how hard I study; I fail the test every time. My garbage bin goes out more than I do…

And the worst part, I live in a pineapple under the sea.