If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it… …then my illegal logging business is a success.
I Hate My Life … … I have a low paying job which I put my life and soul into, but my boss doesn’t pay me crap. I have a neighbor who I try to be friends with, but he rejects me every time. My only best friend is a retarded man who is too … Read more
Nigerian philosophy: I think, therefore I scam.
Modern philosophy: If I went to the gym but then didn’t write a Facebook status about it, did it ever really happen?
“A Wife is a person who helps you through all the troubles you wouldn’t have had if you hadn’t got married.” Chapter 3, Phrase 7, “Sven’s Philosophy”