Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors: “North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!” His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him: “How are you going to send … Read more
Oprah Winfrey could be standing for President. Black is the new Orange.
What costs hundreds of millions of dollars but is worthless? 2nd place in a presidential election.
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What gets bigger the more you take from it? The lower class.