Unbelievable…..Theresa May has spent all day putting together a new cabinet. The countries in a total mess and she’s fucking about with furniture!!
Why does Donald trump use twitter instead of Facebook? Because he has followers, not friends.
Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop, can you just imagine… As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves, … Read more
Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20 story building. During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards. First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, “Ivan, jump down.” Ivan replied in tears, “Mr. President, how could … Read more