A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, … Read more
Was walking down the street earlier and saw my doctor get knocked down by a bus. ”Help me, please, help me’ he pleaded. So I walked over and said ‘Sorry, I’m busy right now, but take two aspirin and if it’s not better by the morning phone for an appointment’.
A young lady becomes a hooker, and after her first night on the streets, the other hookers are asking her how it went… “Well, the first guy I met was really hot! A marine with all kinds of muscles!” “Ooh! Nice!” another girl says. “How’d it go?” “Well I told him it was $50 for … Read more
A soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training. His buddy sat down on the stool next to him and asked him what was the matter. “I just finished my first day in Airborne training and it didn’t go too well”, he sighed. … Read more
A psychiatrist finds a man lying by the road who has been robbed and beaten senseless. The psychiatrist says, “My god, whoever did this needs help!”