Plumber And the Doctor

A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor’s house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: “Even i, don’t make so much money in such a short period and i’m a doctor”. And the plumber goes: “I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself”

“That’s not it.”

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, … Read more