My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah’s Witness so he wouldn’t arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.
When god created man… Gods assistant: Is it done? God: Hmm, add a little toe to his foot. Gods assistant: Why? God: For furniture. Gods assistant: Furniture? God: Believe me it’ll be funny
Jock, the painter, often would thin his paint so it would go further. So when the Church decided to do some deferred maintenance, Jock was able to put in the low bid, and got the job. As always, he thinned his paint way down with turpentine. One day while he was up on the scaffolding … Read more
Recently while going through a Mideastern airport during one of his many trips, George Bush encountered a man with silver hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff Bush went up to the man and said, “Aren’t you Moses?” The man didn’t answer and just kept staring ahead. Again bush said, “Moses!” in … Read more
God is a woman. If God was a man he would have just told you straight what he wanted you to do in life. Not kept you guessing, leaving you to mess up over and over again and never knowing when you got it right.