Hitlers Statue

An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue. The Jew spits on the statue. Arab: why did you do that? Jew: because he killed half my people. The Arab spits on the statue as well. Jew: why did you do that? Arab: because he didn’t kill the other half.

KFC goes to visit the Pope

A man goes to see the pope. “Your Holiness. I work for KFC, and we’ll offer you ten million dollars to change the reading of the Lord’s Prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken.’” The pope is aghast! “I can’t just go changing God’s word … Read more

All About The Money

Two Jews are walking past a church. The signboard reads “Convert to Christianity today and earn $100!” The first Jew says, “What a load of crap. Proselytizing schmucks!” The second Jew says, “I don’t know, one hundred dollars is one hundred dollars.” “You can’t be serious,” says the first guy. “Watch me,” says the second … Read more