A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says “Make me one with everything.” He then hands the vender a $20 and starts eating his hot dog. After he’s done he asks the vender “Where’s my change?” The vender replies “Change only comes from within.”
A hooker says “Hey padre, twenty dollars for a quicky”. He has no idea whats going on, so he returns to the monastary and calls the Mother Superior to his office and asks her “Whats a quicky?” She replies “Twenty dollars, same as in town”.
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through … Read more
Two nuns are driving down a dark, winding road in rural Transylvania when they turn a corner to see a vampire hovering over what appears to be a body in the middle of the road. It looks up and hisses as the headlights illuminate blood-covered fangs. … Sister Mary looks at Sister Elizabeth and says, … Read more