Private Yard

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, “Don’t you see the sign? It says, ‘Private property – Stay Out!’” The golfer says, “I’m sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I have … Read more

Flat Chested Woman

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, “Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?” The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and … Read more

Local Charity

Whilst walking down my local high street I was approached by a charity worker. “I’m sorry to stop you sir.” she said. “That’s ok, you haven’t. ” I replied as I carried on walking.