A boob, vagina and asshole

A boob, vagina and asshole are having a debate on who is the greatest among all of them. Boob: I produce milk; Vagina: I produce babies;

Why are you still reading? It is your turn to speak.

vegetarian restaurant

I went to a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter asked, “How was your meal, sir?”

“It was very nice. My compliments to the gardener.”

Ungrateful

“Dad, I’m sorry I forgot to get you something for Father’s Day.”
“That’s okay son” he said, “I forget things all the time too.”
“Like what?” i asked
“Like the time I forgot to wear a condom and ended up with an ungrateful little bastard like you in my life.”