Parental Visit

Don’t ever pay a surprise visit to your child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son’s campus during a business trip. …

Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell. “Yeah?” a voice called from inside. …

“Does Dylan Houseman live here?”

“Yup,” the voice answered. “Leave him on the front porch. We’ll bring him in later.”

Detail

The 4th grade teacher asked the children to use “detail” in a sentence. …

Almost everyone was dumbfounded, not knowing what the word “detail” meant… except, of course, Little Johnny, whose hand was raised high. …

She didn’t like to call on Johnny because he twisted just about everything into crude language, but there were no other hands in the air. …

“Little Johnny, can you use ‘detail’ in a sentence?” …

“Down in de red light district dey doesn’t give de tail away. It’s gonna cost you at least fifty bucks.”

Dads In Hospital

Teacher : Why didn’t you write your homework? Pupil : My dad is in a hospital.

7 days later T : why didn’t you write your homework this time?
P : my dad is still in the hospital.
T : wow, this must be serious.
1 month later
T : Let me guess, you didn’t do your homework because your father is still in the hospital.
P : Indeed.
T: well, how come?
P : he’s a doctor.