Professor held an oral exam. He was in a good mood and the student that he questioned wasn’t prepared enough. ‘Look here, I can’t give you a passing grade based on your answers. I will however let you pass if you tell me how many lightbulbs there are in this room?’ The student counted carefully … Read more
A teacher speaks to his straight-F pupil… “With grades like this you’ll never achieve anything in your life. You’ll end up a loser” Fast forward 20 years later. Retired teacher is deadly ill, only a very risky and expensive surgery can save him. It happens that the best surgeon in the country knows the old … Read more
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don’t think I can ever repay you.
The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?” The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”