Einsteins Driver

One day, Einstein has to go to an important science conference.

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:
“I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!”

The driver agrees: “You’re right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don’t know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.”
“That’s a great idea!” says Einstein. “Let’s switch places then!”

So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.

But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won’t be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question.

The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.

The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says :
“Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I’m going to let my driver reply to it for me.”

Hide And Seek

Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek..

Einstein is counting down while Newton and Pascal are trying to hide.

Pascal jumps into the bushes and Newton walks a few steps, picks up a stick, draws a square on the ground and just stands there.

Einstein turns around and instantly spots Newton.

Found you Newton, you lose!

Now wait a minute good sir, can’t you see what I drew below me? I am a Newton on a square meter so technically you found Pascal.