I pulled a cracking bird at the club last night. We ended up at her place. In the bedroom, she removed her wig. She was totally bald. I took a step back, towards the door. She scooped out a glass eye and put it on her dressing table. I took another step back. She undid … Read more

The Exercising Sperm

A sperm was undergoing training for conception… His instructor said, “See the ‘EXIT’ sign up on the wall? When the siren goes off, rush out of the tunnel and swim until you find a red sticky ball. Address the ball and say, ‘I’m a sperm,’ to which the ball will reply, ‘I’m the egg.’ You … Read more