3 Vaginas

A woman went into the doctors in tears. The doctor asks what’s wrong and she says “nobody will have sex with me because I’m so deformed.” The doctor replied “come on now you’re an extremely attractive lady, I’m sure any man would be honoured” She said “no doctor it’s my deformity, it’s grotesce, I have … Read more

Fatal 3 Way

My girlfriend has a change of heart. She goes, ‘OK, I’ll have a three-way — you, me and another girl — but afterwards, you better seriously consider proposing to me.’ So I said alright, sounded fair. So we had the three-way, and like a month later, she goes, ‘Hey, aren’t you gonna pop the question?’ … Read more

Deteriorating Sex Life

A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly. The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce excitement, guilt and so on into the process. He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan. “Well,” he says to the doctor “A week ago, I did everything you suggested. The … Read more

Foot Fetish

I met up with this girl the other night that also has a foot fetish. When she got to my place, she asked if we could just masturbate to some foot porn together instead of having sex. It wasn’t what I had in mind, but I agreed anyway. At the end of it, both of … Read more