Sex is never the answer. Sex is the question and yes is the answer.


People claim to be into recycling, but watch their faces as you rinse out a condom.

Do You Sell Dildos

A young woman walks into a sex shop.

She slowly walks up to the cashier at the counter and asks.

“d-d-d-d-d-do you s-s-s-s-sell d-d-d-d-dildos?”

The cashier responds. “Yes we do”

The woman says “d-d-d-d-do you s-s-s-s-sell b-b-b-b-big d-d-d-d-dildos that c-c-come wit-with a vi-vi-vi-vibrator?”

Once again the cashier responds “Yes we do”

The woman says “d-d-d-d-do you n-n-n-n-n-know h-h-h-h-h-h-how to t-t-t-t-turn them off?”

Porno Video

My friend gave me a porno video.

When i put it in the player all it had was a blurred picture of some old, fat, bald guy naked and having a wank.

I was fucking furious until I realised I had forgotten to turn on the TV.