Sexist Jokes

What does every women in the world want?

Nothing, they’re fine.

“If women ruled the world,” said my wife, “there’d be no wars.”

“That’s true,” I replied. “Wars require strategy and logic.”

News: Women now allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia.

Just a few short years after cars were allowed to drive themselves.

Every problem comes with a solution.

If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a……….woman.

You’d think that with as much time as women spend looking at their butt in the mirror they would be able to parallel park.