The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
My girlfriend had just passed her driving test so she drove me to town. … It was packed but we managed to find a parking space but she was nervous about doing a parallel park. … “I’m confident in you babe, just do what you did in the test” I said … She slowly started … Read more
There’s a way of telling if an orange is male or female… If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it’s a male. If it’s bitter for no apparent reason, it’s a female.