Women say all men are dogs, but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.
Two cavemen are talking, one says, “I’m going to teach my woman to speak.” The other one says, “What harm can it do.”
A lot of women actually turn into good drivers. So if you’re a good driver watch out.
Be careful on the roads this holidays. People have been drinking and then letting their wife drive.
If women had to orgasm to get pregnant, The world’s population would be 95% less.