Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures.
Girl goes to Starbucks : 47 pictures.
Sexist Jokes
chick’s Tinder profile
Every third chick’s Tinder profile specifies a height, beneath which she’s not interested.
My Tinder profile specifies a weight, ABOVE which I’M not interested.
Weight can be changed.
Height cannot.
And yet, somehow, I’m the arsehole?
Or is that not how equality works?
the age of puberty
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys.
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen…
…boys develop them around the age of forty.
six inches long and pink
What’s six inches long, pink and makes my wife moan all day?
Her fuckin tongue!
Deciding What to Wear
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture them naked.