Get the dog walking area to yourself by eating sausages out of a dog pooh bag.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. … The parents aren’t home.
Solid. Liquid. Gas. I hit the trifecta on the toilet this morning.
My wife hates it when I go for a shit with the door open. I don’t know what her problem is. I still keep my eyes on the road.