I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?” Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johnny, there is black rooster alright? … Read more
A university student wanted to sit next to his professor at break time. However, the teacher regarded the student with a haughty face and said: “A dove should not be friends with a donkey.” “Then I shall fly on” the student replied with a cheeky smile. The teacher was clearly annoyed by the cheeky reply … Read more
Interviewer : “Just imagine you’re in the 20th floor of a building and it’s on fire. How will you escape?” “It’s simple.. I will just stop my imagination.”
I saw a sign today while driving along, which said ‘No u-turn’. So I did an n-turn instead, which actually worked out better for me.
It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.