Two kids are playing football in a park in Manchester, when one of the kids is suddenly attacked by a huge rottweiler, luckily the other kid finds a plank of wood and shoves it in the dogs collar and twists it and breaks the dogs neck! A man also in the park witnesses this and … Read more
What do Ronald Koeman and the Titanic have in common? Neither should have left Southampton.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess
As I was laying there I thought fuck it i’m not getting up before 10. Because if i do, that bloke will hit me again.
Some of those blokes at the Tour De France are cheating, they’re on motorbikes!