I find that I save a lot of time each day by just washing my cock in the morning, so I don’t have to wash my hands after going to the loo
A pig and a cat were walking down a dirt path. The pig was very stupid, so the cat had to explain everything to him. When the cat was talking to the pig about something, he accidentally fell down a deep pit. He asked the pig to go back to their house and grab a … Read more
A guy in an afternoon flight stood up and shouted, “HIJACK!” … All the passengers were scared out of their wits. … From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, “HI, JOHN!”
I saw the most useless guide dog I’ve ever seen yesterday. It knew nothing about the history of the town and just sat there licking its bollocks.