People say gambling ruins lives, but it brought our family closer… We now live in a one bedroom unit.
I’ve been clean for 60 days now. It’s been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had some crack cocaine to help me through it.
Although my girlfriend is addicted to smack she’s still so beautiful. Those lips, those eyes, that tooth…
I phoned my wife today and said, “Pack a bag dear, I’ve booked us into a hotel for a few nights.” “Ooh, why’s that?” she asked. I said, “Well I’ve been playing poker all day, haven’t I!” “Really?” she asked again in excitement, “How much have you won?” “Nothing,” I replied. “I’ve lost the house.”
I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.