Energizer Bunny

A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away.

The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation.

It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming…and coming…and coming……

Who R U supposed to be ?

There was guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to a fancy dress party, so he hung a condom from his nose and went

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with a condom on his face.

“What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked the host.

“Fcuk Nose.” said the guy.

Snow in June

A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
“Say, what`s your name, mister?” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
“It`s Snow … Roy Snow,” he answered, “and what`s yours?”
“Me, I`m June … June Hansen,” she said.
After a short while she asked, “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?”
“Can you imagine what it might be like,” he countered, ….having eight inches of Snow in June?”