No need to Wisper

This woman came into my shop earlier on the phone, whispering about the amazing sex she had last night.
She picked up a magazine and started flicking through it.
I shouted over, “Hey, this isn’t a library!”

“I’m going to buy it,” she replied.

I said, “That’s fine, I just mean you don’t have to talk so quietly.”

Energizer Bunny

A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away.

The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation.

It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming…and coming…and coming……

Who R U supposed to be ?

There was guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to a fancy dress party, so he hung a condom from his nose and went

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with a condom on his face.

“What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked the host.

“Fcuk Nose.” said the guy.