Boyfriend (Dave ) and Girlfriend (Jessica) go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Jessica wakes up and nudges her sleeping boyfriend.
‘”Dave, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
‘”I see millions and millions of stars, Darling,” replies Dave.
‘”And what do you deduce from that?”
Dave ponders for a minute.
‘”Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Jessica?”
Jessica is silent for a moment. “Dave you frickin’ idiot!” She says. “Someone has stolen our tent!!