Turn White

Two black guys are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75

Black guy one: “Do you think it will work?

Black guy two: “Only one way to find out.”

BG1: “I only have $50”

BG2: “Well, I have $100, I’ll go do it then give you my change

BG1: “Let’s do it then”

BG2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase.

BG1: “Holy shit it actually worked! Let me get that $25”

BG2: “Fuck you, nigger. Get a job.”