Animal Pick Up Lines

  1. If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
  2. Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!
  3. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is …..
  4. Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: “What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
  5. Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.
  6. Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind
  7. If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!
  8. My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
  9. Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
  10. Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
  11. Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable
  12. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
  13. Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy
  14. Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
  15. If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
  16. Are you from Narnia? ‘coz you sure make my lion roar.
  17. Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
  18. It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!
  19. If you where a sheep I would clone you
  20. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!
  21. Nice Camel….(look down then up)… Wanna hump?
  22. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?
  23. Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!
  24. Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.
  25. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
  26. Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.
  27. Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and fcuk like animals!
  28. Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey
  29. So I hear you like snakes…I have one its called a “trouser snake”

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