Christmas Pick Up Lines

  1. Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
  2. That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
  3. My best toys run on batteries.
  4. Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
  5. Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)

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