Earth Day Pickup Lines

  1. “I’m against animal cruelty, so don’t hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently”
  2. “Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?”
  3. “When I see you, sea levels aren’t the only thing rising…”
  4. “Your so hot you must’ve started all of globlel warming”
  5. “Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming”
  6. “I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!”
  7.  “Turning off the Lights, is one of my Turn On’s”
  8. “I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly”
  9. “You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?”

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