More Dirty Pickup Lines

  1. If there was a party in your mouth id be the first person to come
  2. How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
  3. Lets play titanic when i say iceberg you go down
  4. If i was a watermelon would you spit my seed?
  5. The only reason i would kick you out of the bed is to fcuk you on the floor
  6. Lets go to my place and do some math add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply
  7. Hey! Wanna play war? I lay on the floor and you blow the fcuk out of me!
  8. If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

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