New Pick Up Lines

  1. Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
  2. Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  3. Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
  4. I can’t play the guitar but i’ll sure pluck your G String
  5. “Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) “Cause you’re just my type!”
  6. Are you an aspirin because I’d like to take you every 4 to 6 hours
  7. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I’d like to mount and take back to my place
  8. Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled.
  9. Levi’s should pay your ass a royalty.
  10. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
  11. Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!
  12. If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I’d pour myself all over you
  13. Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
  14. You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
  15. Girl……you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
  16. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
  17. kissing is a language of love……. so how bout a conversation?
  18. How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
  19. Hey girl you got a father? ….Want a daddy?
  20. If I said you had a beautiful body , would you hold it against me?
  21. There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
  22. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
  23. Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.
  24. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  25. If a blade of grass was sexy, then baby you’d be a field.
  26. If fine was a felony you’d be on death row.
  27. Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she arrives say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.”
  28. You owe me money!! (Why?) because you’ve been living in my heart and not paying rent
  29. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  30. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
  31. (for an overweight person)”Hey baby, do you want to put the love in these handles?”
  32. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
  33. “How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?
  34. What’s the name of your perfume? “Catch of the Day?”
  35. If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town
  36. Excuse me for interrupting, and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
  37. Hey, I lost my gun holster can I use yours?
  38. Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
  39. Cute smile…Is that the only thing you can do with those lips?
  40. God almost didn’t make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.
  41. Starlight, star bright why don’t you come home with me tonight!
  42. Hi, I’m an fine art appraiser and your ass is priceless!
  43. You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you
  44. If Santa Claus comes down your chimney, and puts you in his sack, don’t worry because I wanted you for christmas
  45. I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
  46. If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas can I come see you between the holidays.
  47. Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel!
  48. Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
  49. Lets go behind a rock and get a little boulder!!
  50. Be unique and different, just say yes.
  51. You look so sweet your giving me a toothache.
  52. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  53. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  54. Love is the answer… but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
  55. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  56. Smile if you want to sleep with me then watch the victim try to hold back her smile…
  57. If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
  58. Hey there you look good, how many guys do i have to wait behind?
  59. Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
  60. What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.

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