Good Pick Up Lines

  1. Haven’t we met before?… I’m not too good with names but i’m awesome with numbers.
  2. If a kiss was a snow flake I would send you a snow storm
  3. Nice pants…can i test the zipper?
  4. I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use in the morning?
  5. If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?
  6. I need to make a citizens arrest against you, cause it’s a crime to be that fine!
  7. Your like Cigarettes, addictive as hell
  8. Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out?
  9. Did you just take a shower or is it me that’s making you wet?
  10. I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to u, the PRETTY WOMAN
  11. Do u have a boyfriend? Well, when u want a MANfriend, give me a call.
  12. Wow I must be good at darts because I hit a bullseye with you
  13. Have you ever slid down a rail, She says “no” would you like to slide down mine.
  14. Hi, my name is Doug. Backwards, it’s God with a little bit of U wrapped around it.
  15. We’re both fine specimens lets say we go make some more
  16. Could you step away from the bar? your making all the ice melt
  17. Hey Baby. My underwear is completely stretched out. You know what that means.
  18. Hey you free for dinner, because I have a private chef who makes a mean breakfast in bed…..You see where I’m going with this? (Works better if you actually do have a private chef)
  19. Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
  20. Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
  21. Are you a boxer?? (No) Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?
  22. Did you ever realise screw rhymes with me and you?
  23. Are you an alien cause you have just abducted my heart
  24. I’d buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the straw
  25. Did you wash your clothes in windex? Cause i can see myself in your pants
  26. Excuse me, do you have a quarter? (No,why?) Well cause I told my girlfriend I’d call her when I found someone better
  27. Lets play circus, first sit on my face i’ll guess ur weight and i’ll eat the difference
  28. Do you have a cellphone in your back pocket(why?) Cause yo booty been callin me alllll dayyyy
  29. Excuse me I think you dropped something (when she asks what?) “My Jaw”
  30. Since beauty is only skin deep, your body has no insides…
  31. They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom’s hot too
  32. Girl do you have a fever cause you sure look hot !
  33. Are you a light switch? Why? Cause you really turn me on
  34. You wanna play pool I’ll shoot my balls in your holes
  35. Hey baby, is your name Daisy? Because i have the urge to plant you right here.
  36. It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
  37. Are you a speeding ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you
  38. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
  39. Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.
  40. I saw you from across the room, and I fainted, and hit my head. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
  41. Hey do you want to play Pearl Harbour. if yea. it is where I sit back and you blow the hell out of me
  42. Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours
  43. You know what would look good on you…..me
  44. (two girls are talking to each other) interrupt them saying “hello ladies i don’t mean to come between you… or do I?
  45. Are your parents terrorists? Cause you’re the bomb
  46. Excuse me…Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  47. Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.
  48. Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill
  49. Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend
  50. The only vowels I need are U and I
  51. You have monkey wrench eyes, every time I look into them my nuts tighten
  52. YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR ASS [WHAT?] MY EYES.
  53. Are you GREEK [IF NO] Are you SURE CAUSE you LOOK LIKE A GODDESS TO ME
  54. Do you know where the nearest insane asylum is? Because baby, without you I’m going crazy.
  55. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
  56. Can I use your phone to call God & I need to tell him 1 of his angels are missing
  57. (boy)wanna play titanic:(girl)yeah:(boy) when i say iceberg you go down
  58. Hey you know what(what) you remind me of homework (why) because your always ready to be done
  59. If you were my deck I would take out the nails and screw you.
  60. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

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