Pick Up Lines – Twitter

  1. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I’ll be following you.
  2. Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you’re seeing this tweet, I <3 you.
  3. Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
  4. I may not be a genie but I can make your tweets come true.
  5. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
  6. You must be on twitter cuz I been followin you all day
  7. Your twitters make my heart flitter.
  8. Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.
  9. Let’s direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex
  10. Tweet here often?
  11. Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
  12. Who cares about celebrities? You’re the only star in my twitterverse.
  13. I usually don’t follow the first night but for you I’ll make an exception.
  14. Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Cause it’s so far away from you.
  15. I could read your random thoughts all night long.
  16. Wanna go back to my house and #?
  17. Oh can’t you see, how your tweets please me.

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