Funny Pick Up Lines

pick up linesDo you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?.

Your father must be a thief, he stole the stars and put them in your eyes 

 

Pick up Line Comebacks

 Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

” Do you belivev in love at first site, or do i need to walk by again?” Comback: I have an idea, walk by again and keep going!

Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number? Woman: It’s in the phone book. Man: But I don’t know your name. Woman: That’s in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: Im a female impersonator.

Man: Haven’t we met before? Woman: Perhaps, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic. 

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