Religious Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you religious? ‘Cause your prayers have just been answered.
  2. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?
  3. Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were Greek.
  4. Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven.”
  5. You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.
  6. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
  7. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
  8. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
  9. I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
  10. The fact you are in my life shows God loves me.
  11. You know how god created everyone you must have been his best creation Confess here often?
  12. Stare at him/her till they say “What?” then be like “sorry i just looking at you and realised where God put my other half”

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