Stupid Pick Up Lines

  1. Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
  2. Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  3. My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
  4. Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
  5. I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
  6. Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
  7. Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
  8. I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
  9. I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the sh1t out of the sides!
  10. My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
  11. Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
  12. Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
  13. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
  14. I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.
  15. What’s your favourite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
  16. Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
  17. Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
  18. Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!
  19. Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
  20. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  21. Hey honey, I got money!
  22. My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.
  23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  24. You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

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