Funny Whatsapp Status

  1. Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love.
  2. So many good trailers; so few good movies.
  3. “Edge of Tomorrow” is about a guy who’s forced to relive the same thing over and over and over again, day after day after day. I can’t relate at all.
  4. A lot of women can’t drive because they’re too busy giving mixed signals. @MaleHonesty86 
  5. Of all the stupid things the church makes people believe, leading everyone to believe they can and should sing is the absolute worst.
  6. I now know I’m getting old. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow that’s a nice bed.
  7. Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.
  8. I need a new bad decision.
  9. Does it count as necrophilia if she’s just dead inside?
  10. One of these days the love of your life will walk right past you and you’re gonna be staring at your phone posting a status about how lonely you feel.
  11. That awkward moment where you don’t know if you’re in a relationship or not.
  12. Kim Kardashian wore white at her wedding. That’s it. That’s the joke.
  13. I guess it’s time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day.
  14. There’s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 … You’d better f*cking be there.
  15. The World Cup starts next week. A wildlife center in China says that its baby panda will correctly predict the outcome of the World Cup games. When asked what will happen, the panda said, “None of the stadiums will be ready and all the games will be canceled.”
  16. Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn’t mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.
  17. There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the “Twilight” movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it’s a little bit of sparkle!
  18. The only reason Indian mothers don’t shop online is coz they cant bargain there
  19. How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
  20. I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said ‘yes’ with a big smile. The look on her face quickly changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.