thousand pieces of bread

A man walks into a bread store and asks the store owner if he has a thousand pieces of bread.

The owner looked at the man likes he’s crazy and said “sorry we don’t stock that much bread at once”

The man comes in the next day and asks the owner “do you have a thousand pieces of bread”

The owner replies “I told you already, we don’t stock that much bread at once!”

The same thing happens the next day. At the end of the day the store owner decides to make a thousand pieces of bread in the hopes of making a huge profit!

The store owner spends all weekend working hard and makes a thousand pieces of bread.

On Monday, the man walks into the store again and asks the owner “do you have a thousand pieces of bread”

The owner smiles and replies “Yes, today we do indeed!”

The man shakes his head and says “it’s going to be a bitch selling all of them”

And walks away