Yo Mama So Ugly

  1. Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and walked out with an application
  2. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
  3. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
  4. Yo mama so ugly her reflection gives her the finger
  5. Yo mama so ugly she has the booty of a stripper and the face of a trucker
  6. Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
  7. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
  8. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house
  9. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
  10. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
  11. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
  12. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
  13. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
  14. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
  15. Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds
  16. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
  17. Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
  18. Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
  19. Yo mama so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing her back
  20. Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
  21. Yo mama so ugly they feed her with a frisbee
  22. Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody

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