Poisoned Mushrooms

Ollie was sympathizing with Lars who lost three wives in less that a year. Ollie asked how they died. …

“Vell, da first vun died from poisoned mushrooms,” explained Lars. …

“And da second one?” Asked Ollie?

“Same ting…poisoned mushrooms.”

“How about da last?”

“Oh her,” said Lars, “Fractured skull.”

“How come?”

“Vouldn’t eat her mushrooms.”