• Yo Mama JokesYo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
  • Yo momma is so fat, she can’t get out of 2011
  • Your mom’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
  • Your mamas so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
  • Your mamas so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
  • Your mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, “OK”!
  • Yo mama so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
  • Your mama so fat your bath tub has stretch marks.
  • Your mamas so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck
  • Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
  • Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
  • Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.
  • Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
  • Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
  • Yo momma’s so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.
  • Your momma’s so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
  • Yo momma’s so slutty shes got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody’s cumming.
  • Yo Momma’s so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.
  • Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
  • Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired.
  • Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)

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