Spider Poetry

Spider spider on the wall, … Think you’re smart, you know it all, … You’ve climbed a wall that’s just been plastered, … And now you’re stuck you stupid bastard

He Gave It To Me

A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.”