Foreign Aid

Foreign Aid : Poor people in a rich country sending money to rich people in a poor country.

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By in Political Jokes 4 days ago

Transfer Window

I got chatting to a bird down the pub last night. “So what do you work as?” she asked. “It’s a very important job,” I replied. “I have to finalise deals in the transfer window.” “Wow, a football agent?” she said. “No,” I replied. “I work in the drive thru at McDonald’s.”

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By in Profession Jokes 4 days ago

Sex Tape

My girlfriend objected when I tried to post our home made sex tape on PornHub, saying she couldn’t stand the thought of all those strangers wanking over it. So I put it on Facebook instead.

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By in Sex Jokes 4 days ago

Modern Art

I went to a modern art exhibition today and spent hours looking at the paintings. I was trying to work out whether they’d been vandalised or not.

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By in Sarcasm Jokes 4 days ago