Spider spider on the wall, … Think you’re smart, you know it all, … You’ve climbed a wall that’s just been plastered, … And now you’re stuck you stupid bastard
How do you treat a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp.
A pig and a cat were walking down a dirt path. The pig was very stupid, so the cat had to explain everything to him. When the cat was talking to the pig about something, he accidentally fell down a deep pit. He asked the pig to go back to their house and grab a … Read more
A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.”