They say Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
Bread is like the Sun. It rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist.
During labour, a nurse came up to I and my wife & said,
‘How about Epidural Anesthesia?’
I was like, ‘Thanks, but I already picked a name.
Sex is never the answer. Sex is the question and yes is the answer.