With so many layers of clothes in the winters, finding a woman’s inner beauty is extremely challenging…

The Van Gogh Family

The Van Gogh Family

After considerable research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His dizzy aunt… Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes… Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle… Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store… Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia… U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois… Chica Gogh
His magician uncle… Wherediddit Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt… Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco… Go Gogh
The bird lover uncle… Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst… E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin… Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking… Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew… Poe Gogh
The hairdresser… Washan Gogh
The marathon runner… Readysteady Gogh

A Thing of Beauty

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.

What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.

Jamie O’Connor and me had a fight,” says Paddy.

That little sod, O’Connor,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”

“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”

“Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself. Didn’t you have something in your hand?”

“That I did,” said Paddy. “Mrs. O’Connor’s breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight.”