Tea for Daddy

Mother was out, and dad was in charge. The daughter was maybe 2 1/2 years old.

Someone had given her a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, mom came home.

Dad made her wait in the living room to watch her bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’

Mum waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a mother would know),

“‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet..?

Head And Shoulders

A blonde was in the hairdressers and she says, “My boyfriend has an itchy, flaky scalp, can you recommend anything”?

The hairdresser says “Have you tried “Head and Shoulders”, that should do the trick”

The blonde says “Oh, I never thought of that,……………err, how do you give shoulders”?

Beautiful Diamond Ring

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”

“She did,” he replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!”