I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine’s day.. Or you can just take the whole thing.
What’s the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ? Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes.
Why don’t aliens visit our solar system? Terrible ratings. One star.
Anybody have a treadmill for sale? My closet is full and I need more space to hang my clothes
Women say all men are dogs, but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.