I don’t do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do.
I was standing in another long line at the airport and my mind slipped into the idle gear… I mused, “What does it mean to “pre-board?” Do you get on board before you get on board?
What’s the difference between red and green?
Fuck all, apparently, if you’re a cyclist.
The form of the pyramids of Egypt tells us that even in the earliest times, workers had tendency to work less everyday.