Stretched to the Limit

A Zoo Keeper gets raped by an Elephant…

…He’s rushed to hospital for treatment.

The doctor examines him and asks why his sphincter has been stretched out to 13 inches when an Elephant’s erect pen!s is only 5 inches wide.

Weeping, the man says, “The dirty bastard fisted me first”!

Blind Fight

One day two blind men started fighting.

Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.

Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out “I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife.”

Both men ran away.