Kings Fart

How come nobody at the kings table laughed when he farted?

Because noble gases don’t cause reactions.

Chess Nuts

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

About an hour later the manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. “But why?”, they asked as they moved along.

“Because,” said the manager, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”.

First Look

The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart.

The fact that her boobs are in front of it is not men’s fault.

Blonde Christmas

Two blondes go deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of sub-zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said:

‘I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not !!!’