If only ……. Classic

A guy is strolling along road in Bangkok when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, “How much?’ The Hooker replies, “$500 for a hand-job.’ The guy’s jaw drops: “$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!’ The hooker says, “Do you see … Read more

U don’t know S**T

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. “Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to … Read more


A little johnnys parents decided that the only way to have a quickie while their son johnny was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So little johnny stood on the balcony and reported on everything … Read more


Little Johnny meets Obama Obama comes into to johnny’s class to teach a little vocabulary system. Obama says ” ok kids, who knows what a catastrophe?” Susie says “an earthquake!” Obama says ” no that would be a tragedy” Jill says “a car wreck?” Obama says “no that would be an accident” Johnny says “if … Read more