A woman has an appointment with a gynecologist. She is escorted to the examining room by the nurse and told to strip from the waist down and sit in the examining chair. So she strips down and puts a sheet over herself and places her feet in the stirrups. The doctor comes in and lifts … Read more

Best Dog Ever

One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a second hearse which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the … Read more


“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, little Johnny rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said little Johnny, “but I hate to see … Read more

Oh Dear

A boy and a girl are driving through the countryside one evening and suddenly the car stops. “Oh Dear” days the boy sarcastically, “we’ve run out of petrol, I’m just going for a pee behind the car” Fearing that this is a plan to get her in the back seat, the girl gets out and … Read more

Dirty Questions

Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know theyre coming. Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Q. … Read more