One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, “Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fcuking the bloody cow!” Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young Freddie aside and explains that a certain amount of decorum is required. “You should have … Read more
Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter told the girls, “Before entering you must answer this simple question.” “Which is …?”, they replied in unison. “Have you been a good girl?”, he asked the first … Read more
“Happy 18th son! All these presents are just for you!” After ripping them open excitedly, he said “Dad, all these boxes are empty…” “I know. Use them to pack your things and get the fcuk out!”
I spend $5000 on a boob-job for my wife, she’s delighted. I spend another $2000 on a nose job for her, again, she’s delighted. I spend a further $1000 on liposuction for her, once again, she’s delighted. Yet, I spend $30 on a blowjob for myself, and she goes fcuking mental.
Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, “Tell me, do you object to making love?” “That’s something I have never done before,” Ashley replied. “Never made love? You mean you are … Read more