Sentancing

Ten words, two commas, a punctuation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday.

They’re due to be sentenced next week.

I Thought It Was A Fragrance

A man sitting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, “Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?” … ….
“Get away from me, you pervert,” she replied. …

“Oh, I’m sorry,” exclaims the man, “The fragrance must be your feet then.”

C U Tonight XXX

“I can’t wait 2 C U tonight. XXX”

“Me neither. The Pacifier.”

“The Pacifier? WTF?”

“Sorry, I thought we were ending our texts with Vin Diesel movies.”