I was standing at a urinal earlier today and next to me was a midget also having a piss. I noticed he was winking at me so I looked away, I turned and looked again and the little fcuker was winking at me like crazy! Disturbed by this, I said: “Are you gay? Do u … Read more
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo momma is so fat, she can’t get out of 2011 Your mom’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion. Your mamas so … Read more
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex? Because their husbands are never there when it happens!
Ok I found this joke a while ago and loved it..it’s a ? bit long but worth it ..it will help you understand and a basic problem most couples have. One evening last week my girlfriend and I were getting into bed, well the passion starts to heat up and she eventually says ‘ I … Read more
Three women are in a bar, sitting on barstools and boasting about their sex life. The first woman says ” I have had sex so many time I could fit one of my fists up there.” the second one says “i have had sex so many times I can shove two fists up there” the … Read more