Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” Priest: “What have you done my child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s … Read more

Horse race

Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They’re off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. … Read more

What is sex

A typical family of hillbillies, Paw , Maw , Jethro and little Sally. One day, Jethro asked, “Paw, what is Sex?” Paw says, “Since you are a big boy I will show you.” Paw hollers, “Maw get yourself in here!” Paw then says,”Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your … Read more

Hurricane Gussy

One day a man walks into a whore house. He goes to the pimp and says, “I want something different.” The pimp says “Well, we have one girl that loves to take it up the ass.” “No, that’s too common. I want something different.” “Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?” “I’ll be damned, … Read more