Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe. She says “Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.” Santa responds “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children … Read more
Called my boss earlier & said I won’t be returning to work tomorrow because I’ve got vaginal issues. He said “For fcuks sake you’re a man”. I replied “Yes but you’re the c*nt I was referring to”.
Ted buys a harley. The seller tells him, “whenever it’s gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome so it won’t rust.” Tht night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her parents dey take the bike. But just before they go in, She says: Wen we eat, we don’t talk cuz d 1st person who says … Read more
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” asked her mother. “Because he told me he’s an atheist. Mum he doesn’t believe there’s a hell,” she replied. “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll … Read more