I’ll do the dishes

Ted buys a harley. The seller tells him, “whenever it’s gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome so it won’t rust.” Tht night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her parents dey take the bike. But just before they go in, She says: Wen we eat, we don’t talk cuz d 1st person who says … Read more

No way in hell

A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” asked her mother. “Because he told me he’s an atheist. Mum he doesn’t believe there’s a hell,” she replied. “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll … Read more