A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away.
The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation.
It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming…and coming…and coming……
After chatting up this fit blonde in the club last night, I pulled out my phone..
“Do you think I could have your number?” I asked.
“Well, maybe.” She replied. “But it’d be a hell of a coincidence.”
Two camels, a father and son are grazing. The younger camel looks up to his father and says “Dad! Why do we have these giant humps on our backs?” The father camel looks down on the son and says. “Why, so we can travel for miles in the desert without stopping for water.” The young camel looks astonished and says “Wow, I didn’t know that!”
A few minutes later, the younger camel pips up again “Dad! Why do we have really thick eyelids?” The older father, rather agitated by his son’s curiosity, answers quickly. “So that our eyes are not scratched by sand storms. “Wow!” The young camel says…
Another minute later and the father camel hears his son again. “Dad!”. “What now!” The father camel asks. The son then asks. “Why do we have huge feet?” “Well son.” The father camel starts. “We need to tread through the sand and out feet are big so we can travel much easier…”
A few minutes pass before the father hears his son again. The father camel, clearly agitated turns round. “What!?”
“Dad…. What the fuck are we doing in a zoo then?”