Sons Imaginary Friend

My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist.

“What can I do for you?” He asked

“Our son has got an imaginary friend,” said my wife.

“There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all.” Said the psychiatrist.

“We haven’t got a son.” I replied.

BOB

A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigette Bardot. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters ‘BB’ tattooed to her Boobs.

The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests the tattoo on her ass instead.

She agrees, and bends over to receive a ‘B’ on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the art work. “What do you think?” the wife says.

“Uh, who the hell is Bob?” the husband replies.