Tube Top Turnoff

After my recent episode in a bricks-and-mortar mall, No wonder more and more people shop online. from home … …

This girl had on a tube top that said, ‘Hottie.’ … I was thinking, ‘The bitch has a good sense of humor.’ … ‘Sweaty’ might have been a better word. … …

I don’t know how big she was, but she had on a tube top, those little hip huggers — that looked (on her anyway) like a giant can of Pillsbury® Grands® biscuits that just popped open but hadn’t yet been separated.