I thought my 4 year old son had a stutter until I realised Peppa Pig was a cartoon character.
My mates call me gay because I can’t stay on a skateboard for longer than a minute.
I’d like to see them try it with high heels on.
Why must 8 always stand up?
If it lies down, it’s forever.
I was just mulling this over:
At what age should I stop shopping at Costco because I won’t use the entire pack before I die?