6 Times a Week

An elderly couple in their 80’s were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.

He said that’s fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.

He said: That’s fine with me.

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: That’s fine with me…Put me down for Fridays

Hipsters

Hipsters

I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them.

Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”