Orange Prostitute

(DailyMail) An orangutan was kept as a prostitute in an Indonesian village. She was exploited by local farmers who would come to the village and pay £2 to have sex with her.

You have to wonder what their Wife’s look like.

Short Indian Jokes

Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A. “Aaloo?”

Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert.

Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A. Why do phools fall in love?

Q. What did the fat car say?
A. I’m a mota car.

Q. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A. Jhinga Bells.

Q. What did the half eaten naan say?
A. I wish I was puri.

Q. What language do carrots speak?
A. Gajar-ati.

Q. What do you call a bald poet?
A. Ik-bal.

Q. What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A. I, Iyer, Iyengar.

Q. What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
A. Comepalakrishnan.

Q. How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
A. Ready..Steady..PO

Q. What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
A. Rangamannar Rangarajan.