White of Black Iphone

Whilst buying a new iPhone today I was asked if I’d like a white or a black one.

I chose black. Apparently they run faster, have a lot more benefits and can jailbreak far more easily.

We will Start with A

A black kid and his father are on an airplane.
The plane suddenly starts to lose altitude and the captain made an announcement.
“Attention passengers. Due to an engine failure we are forced we were forced to dump all your baggage to lighten the plane. Unfortunately the plane is still too heavy so we have no chocie but to start throwing out passengers by alphabetical order until the plane is light enough. We will start with the A’s. Will all African Americans please jump out of the plane.”
The little boy starts getting up but his dad stopps him. “We are not African Americans.”
Shortly after another announcement is made. “Ladies and gentlemen we are still to heavy. We must move to the B’s. Will all blacks please jump out of the plane.”
The boy starts getting up but his dad stops him again. “No son we are not black.”
Shortly after another announcement is made. “Ladies and gentlemen we are still to heavy, we must now move to the C’s. Will all colored people please jump out the plane.”
Again the boy starts getting up but his dad stops him. “No son were not colored.” “But dad, if we’re not African American, black, or colored, what are we?” “Son, today we’re niggers and we sure as hell aint jumping before the Mexicans!”

Its the Viagra

A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?” He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. “A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?” Again he declines. “No, thanks. It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. “Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That’ll only take a couple of minutes…?” Once more, he declines. “Again, thanks, but it’s this Viagra. It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” “Well, then”, she says, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m fcuking STARVING!”