Surf Board

My wife’s seen some of the big Christmas presents I’ve been wrapping, and she looked at the one with her name on it and said, “Darling, a surfboard ! You know I love the beach.”

She might be even more excited when she sees the legs that are meant to go under it that I had to wrap separately.

Orange Prostitute

(DailyMail) An orangutan was kept as a prostitute in an Indonesian village. She was exploited by local farmers who would come to the village and pay £2 to have sex with her.

You have to wonder what their Wife’s look like.

Ninja Turtle

I’ve started visiting orgies dressed as a Ninja-Turtle!

I’m really coming out of my shell these days!