I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
My wife’s seen some of the big Christmas presents I’ve been wrapping, and she looked at the one with her name on it and said, “Darling, a surfboard ! You know I love the beach.”
She might be even more excited when she sees the legs that are meant to go under it that I had to wrap separately.
(DailyMail) An orangutan was kept as a prostitute in an Indonesian village. She was exploited by local farmers who would come to the village and pay £2 to have sex with her.
You have to wonder what their Wife’s look like.
I’ve started visiting orgies dressed as a Ninja-Turtle!
I’m really coming out of my shell these days!