Miss Snow White was a randy cow
And desperate for a fcuk,
So off she went into the woods
To try and get some luck.
She’d almost given up looking
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage
And went on in for a poke.
Her clothes came off in seconds
And she’d just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in
With a merry song and dance.
Snow White just stood there speechless
And thought she was in heaven,
Originally after one good shag
But now she could have seven.
Straight away she took command
“My fanny needs a lick!”
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said “You’d better drop you prick”
So down he went onto all fours,
and said “I ain’t licking that”,
“Not there, that is my arse-hole
You DOPEY little brat!”
The next dwarf started blushing,
“Do we have to do it here?”
Snow White said “Don’t be BASHFUL
Unless you’re a f*cking queer”
So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big “Heigh-Ho”
As she rode upon his tool.
Now one dwarf wasn’t smiling
Cos he hadn’t had a sniff,
And due to his impatience
He couldn’t raise a stiff.
“Relax” you GRUMPY bastard”,
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his f*ckin load.
The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
With three dwarves left she turned and said,
“You’re next, I want your knob!”
But not sooner had he entered her,
And he was sleeping on the job.
“Wake up you SLEEPY bastard”
She wanted more from him,
And he woke with such excitement,
That he filled her hairy quim.
The next dwarf rammed his up her,
And shagged her fanny raw,
A dazed Snow White them whimpered
“That should be against the law.”
He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick.
“No wonder you’re so HAPPY,
With that fcuking great big prick”
With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said, “You’ll have to use your tongue,
My twat can’t take no more!”
And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And ‘cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf “DOC”.
Now Snow White couldn’t do much,
With all that spadge inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.
So there’s the truth about the dwarves,
And how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White,
And joining in her games.
There’s one more thing you need to know,
And that’s – What happened to that cup,
Well think of what you’re drinking,
Next time you order 7-Up!